Four years ago I failed out of college in Pennsylvania. I moved home and enrolled, part time, at Southern Connecticut State University. I spent my year at home in New Haven drinking a lot, sleeping a lot and missing a lot of class. I dropped out before second semester began.

A lot has happened since then, but this is the important part. Four years after I enrolled, three and a half years after I wasn’t welcome back, Southern Connecticut State University is paying me to come entertain their student body.

Amir and I will be hosting as well as performing at the CollegeHumor Live Show on Wednesday September 16th at Southern. College wasn’t for me, but it’s nice that Southern and I have found an arrangement that works out for both of us. And it’s going to be good to go home.

If you come it would make this show awesome, here’s where you can get tickets.