About

My name is Jake and I grew up in Connecticut. I live in New York City now and I write and make videos for the internet. I like the internet a lot. I also like cookies and blankets. I’m 22 years old.

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Amir Blumenfeld
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Jakob Lodwick
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Kevin Corrigan
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Amanda Ferri
Josh Mohrer
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Sister Eliza
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Contact

jakehurwitz at gmail dot com

Mar 26
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Wow

I was in a Dunkin Donuts the other day when it was closing. While I stood there, the woman behind the counter was placing all of the donuts into a large garbage bag.

“Are you throwing those out?”
“Yes.”
“Can I have them?”
“No.”

To me, that is fucking insanity.