Last night a bunch of my friends and I played Trivia Night at a bar called Professor Thom’s. Last time I played my team name was Sergeant Robodick. This time we had a name that evolved with each round:

Round 1: Black Female Presidents

Round 2: Hispanic Robot Presidents (With Vaginas)

Round 3: Rich White Protestant Presidents

Round 4: Bill’s Cosby’s For’s S’Pres’sident’s

As you can tell, by round 4 we had had a few more drinks. Aside from our own, my favorite team name for the night  was “Happy 18th Birthday Emma Watson.”