Jake's Webbed Journal

My name is Jake and I grew up in Connecticut. I live in New York City now and I write and make videos for the internet. I like cookies, blankets and running. I’m 23.

Someone Please Do This

I think it’d be really funny to dress in tattered dirty clothes and then run out of a forest to a couple of people and demand, “What year is this!?”

When they answer, “2008.” You look away and mumble “My God.” Then run back into the woods.