To save money on lunches this week I went shopping at The Food Emporium this morning, and to reward myself for being so frugal I thought I’d buy myself a donut. I used the self checkout and when it came time to scan my donut I pressed the button indicating the food had no barcode. I couldn’t find donuts anywhere on the menu. I went back and tried again. I looked all over the place. I took too long so the machine said “Please wait for an attendant.” Which I did. When I looked around and so no attendant in sight I cancelled the donut, paid for everything else, and left. But I stole the donut.

I thought about it on my walk to work, after all that I did trying to pay for the donut, I think I was entitled to having a free donut. I mean it was only 79 cents. Plus it wasn’t even that good. PLUS I gave half of it to Jeff Rosenberg. So anyway- if you’re reading my blog, God, just comment or whatever and I’ll go back and pay for it.